Hallo! Guten Abend, Mutti!

Heute ist unser ersten deutschen Unterricht.
(Today is our first German lesson.)

I only have one rule for you. Please copy down your lessons. Haha. Evil. Muahahaha...

I don't know what to teach today. It's a little bit of a rush because I am over my time limit on the computer today.

Hier ist eine schnell Unterrict.
(Here is a fast one/lesson.)

Das Alphabet auf Deutsch.

The alphabet is on the leftmost. This is followed by the pronounciation. Then comes the remarks. Those letters with no remarks are pronounced in the english when they are seen in German words.

a -- ah -- 'a' is pronounced as 'ah' in all words.
b -- bay
c -- tsay
d -- day
e -- ay
f -- f
g -- gay
h -- ha
i -- ee
j -- yot -- 'j' is pronounced as 'y' (the phonics form in English) in all words.
k -- ka
l -- l
m -- m
n -- n
o -- o
p -- pay
q -- coo
r -- lrrrr
s -- s
t -- tay
u -- oo -- 'u' is pronounced as 'oo' in all words.
v -- foul -- 'v' is pronounced as 'f' in all words.
w -- vay -- 'w' is pronounced as 'v' in all words.
x -- iks
y -- upsilon
z -- tsett
ä -- air -- 'ä' is pronounced as 'air' in all words. The double dots above the letter are called umlaut (pronounced as oom-lau-t).
ö -- yü -- 'ö' is pronounced as 'yü' in all words.

ß -- ß -- This letter is literally 'ss' or double 's' in written form. It is pronounced as 'ss' in all words.
ü -- eww -- This letter is pronounced as 'eww' in all words.

This pronounciation guide is used to help you read and pronounce all German words without external aid from any other person. So... I'm not going to put up any pronounciation for any more words. You'll have to copy this lesson down and use it to guide you. Enjoy! xD

Tochter ist deine Mutters Lehrerin! Haha.

Auf Wiedersehen!

Repeat after me!

"Deutschland ist ein sehr schönes Land."